LAURA’S BACK AT HER MUM’S HOUSE YAY. I’ve been home for a little while, actually. Was uber exited to find out that we’re getting XBL subscription, and have Rock Band AS WELL AS Guitar Hero III for the 360. Squee. So yeah I’m happy about that. I have seriously like, TONS of pictures on my computer. I’m nearly out of memory all together. Computer is going terribly, terribly slow because of this. It’s really, really quite annoying. Oh well. I’ll delete the suckish ones and upload and delete the non-suckish ones (: and then have more space. And like.. I need a new computer anyway. MAC BABEH haha. So…yeah.

A few minutes ago. My brother was drinking this beer? that my dad got him in Wisconsin…called like. Spotted Cow? And yeah I just tried some of it and it’s really, really disgusting. Like. It’s better than Corona, imo, but still BLECH. Yeah……………………….don’t tell my mum about that, hahaha. the whole. my brother giving me alcohol. I’m currently trying to get her to let him take me to Minnesota if he’s willing…yeah.
IMBOREDSKYPEMEKTHNXBAI

when Breaking Dawn is sitting about 17 inches away from me? Cause I love you so much. Deal

K SO LIKE TOINGIHT

was the BD release party….thing. and t’was ucking rad. so i’ll gibb you teh highlights before i upload teh vids tomorrow. today. later. eh.

k so….I begged and pleaded to get there early to get a wristband cause i was literally going to start crying, methinks, if i couldn’t get this book tonight (cause i’m that nerdy, yes) and so although the “party” started at like. 10-ish, I rushed off and got Maddie and went to B&N at about…eight. four hours before we could get the book. Bad-ish idea considering i’d been up since four am.. anyway

we wandered, i got some books (Skinny and Cut) and we had a cookie + cappacinio for mads and a strawberry lemonade for teh luara. and read like..some tween-y-bopper magazine. twas kinda fail. ish. but they had a thing about teh Twilight movie in it, lulz.so that was good. then we wandered some more and then found some of Mads’ friends and we all hung out and watched some employees draw and one of her friends was dressed up as Alice and i was liek “don’t hug her…” cause I randomly hug people.

and then, at 11:11 I screamed “I hate twilgiht” (while wearing a Twilight T) and like. there was virtually no reaction…you’ll see the vids later.

and then after that all happened, we were sitting (i was standing..tight pants) in an aisle and this guy walked kinda…nearish? and i was like hah, he’s kinda cute, but totally gay. and he walked over? and was like something picture you knew it was gonna happen and i thought meant like..all 8 of us? and then i kinda stepped out of the way, he walked into me, then crouched down beside me and was like “sorry, i’m gonna pretend to touch your leg” and then it all clicked that he wanted a picture of him with my pants? and i went all like. freak-perv-mode; “you can touch it for real if you want :/” so he like. jumps at the oppertunity *smirk* twas…awkward. then we kinda kept accidentilly stalking him, and i hugged him and he was liek *spaz* an di’m like wtf you just feel me up in a bookstore, but i can’t hug you? i eventually got his name (not number) and am now waiting for him to add me as a friend on teh book of fayc..

thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn um. we sat around and drank stuffs and were waiting and kinda blah. i was tired. so i layed down on tables and relaxed. then got books and left

it was a good night <333 (i know, it might seem really lame, but it’s all the little things that would make this never-ending and that I can’t even totally remember exactly that make it rock. and sorry for bad spelling, i’m tired, and cbf fixing my errors)

*forgets what was blogging about*

OHYUS. Haha. Here’s another karate story (sorry, I’m sure you’re getting sick of these…)

Okay so like. Today, class was really calm and kind of relaxing, actually. We were just breaking holds and practicing form for graduation tomorrow. (wow, I’m sure that last sentence was really confusing if you don’t do karate…). Anyway. It was technically the end, but my partner and I had been rolling on the floor up until the very last minute and wanted to go through our forms once or twice before we left. Whatever. So Mr. Johnson walks over and…asked me something? Errr. No. He’s like “Wow you’ve kinda got Journey down haven’t you Laura?” and i’m like “indeed, sir. I’ve been doing it what, three years now?” and so he’s like “Indeed? That’s the first time I’ve heard that in a while” and I kinda laughed cause I know no one says Indeed aside from me, basically :/ and so he asks “Do you  uh…read? A lot?” cause we all know I’m a nerd, and that non-nerds tend to answer wtih NO WHO WOULD DO THAT?? ITS SUMMER and i’m liek “hahaha, yeah” and he kinda thinks for a sec and is like “Have you read that uh…T…Twilight?” (unsure of title) and as so on as I heard “t..t” my eyes were literally like 0_0 only like eight times bigger (I have big eyes, lol) “*refrains from saying “Hell”*YES…uh, Yes sir” *tries to calm down* “AHAHAHAH *bursts out laughing* So does my daughter. I take it you’re really into it?” “um. Just a bit *sheepish grin*” “Oh, well, can I borrow you for a second? She’s just right back here..” He points into his office thing. “Uhm…Sure!” and we go back and I met her but am far to ‘trying-to-not-seem-like-a-stalker-when-not-on-the-interweb” so I didn’t get her email or anything like that. I’m thinking of asking for it like. Tomorrow or sometime…Idunno

And I’m drinking pink milk. and it’s delicious (:

Okay so…I was actually planning on Douglas (not Doug, Douglas) being at karate today. And then you know..that’d be funny and I’d blog about it. But no…but something else did happen, and it was…well, you’ll see.

Alright. So we were all in the “dojo” (no one seriously calls it that. it’s a joke…you’d get it if you were there) a bit early, stretching while waiting for Mr. Johnson (our instructor) and this like…i dunno. maybe 40-something lady (who really likes to make conversation) is like “So, Laura?” She wasn’t sure that was my name, I don’t think “where are you going to school in the fall?” and I was going to say [name of school Laura goes to] but though “Hrm…that probably won’t mean anything to her” so Instead I go with “Umm… I’ll be going back to school in South Dakota..?” and it was kind of awkward. Because I sounded weird as I was in the process of trying to get into a full splits(straddle, of course) and she’s like “OH! What brings you out there?” Me; “oh well um. My mum lives out there…I spend the year with her and yeah *trails off*” Lady “OH! So um..what collage are you going to?” and Im like o.0 wtf? “Umm..I’ll be going to middle school….there…” *shifty eyes* and she’s just like, I’m not even kidding

“OH! *spaz* *runs over and like hugs laura who is no longer on the floor* I THOUGHT YOU WERE OLDER”

and now that I think of that. OBVIOUSLY you thought I was older. If you knew i was 13, you probably wouldn’t think I was in collage, eh? but yeah. she’s going on about how I’m younger than her daughter or whatever and I’m just like *stretches* and then. This guy who never really talks much, but is amazing at the sport is like “wait. You’re how old?!?” after everyone had kind of settled and i’m like ‘uh…thirteen…” and it was kinda funny in my mind. Cause he’s like. Maybe twenty-ish. and was standing behind me…yeah.

Just as I was answering him. Our instructor walked in and was liek “who’s thirteen?” “*sigh* Me, Mr. Johnson?” and he’s liek OH YEAH and later we got back to how young i was cause he thought i was gonna be a Freshman. But i’m not u.u

UGH

YOU GUYS> I’m caps-happy sorry.

like. ugh. this isn’t fair! I’m … pissy and happy and sad. ALL AT THE SAME TIME

and my window is squeaky x.x so I can’t get outside id on’t think without getting caught..

and *attacks head with fingernails…itchy* My phone is…not ringing like it should be. and guess what?

EATING ENERGY BEANS WITH THREE CANS OF AMP DO NOT HELP ONE TO CALM DOWN

sorry this blog is so…messed up. I just need to feel productive right now…I might put some like. Details. in a new post…tomorrow…maybe

i fell asleep during a conversation with a really good friend’s girlfriend. i woke up about five hours later and realized i may have missed some messages from people. i got some from those i really wanted to hear from, and a few from those about whom i didn’t care at the moment but that’s ok. it’s three nineteen am here in the central US, and laura does NOT have to be up in two hours and eleven minutes to take a shower.

life is so close to good right now, it’s not even funny

So I got a new FWD:(title) email today. Shocker, I know. So basically, it was something where you write down colors and numbers and names and it predicts your future or something. As I am a very bored person…I decided to snatch up a PURPLE PEN and a notebook and go for it. The first thing you had to do was “Write down the first 5 people you think of” I did that, and laughed at myself. So…Instead of continue reading the email, I ’stole’ an idea I saw featured on youtube and wrote letters to these five people. You SHOULD know if one is to you, and if you know who one is to, other than yourself…wow. Stalker. So, here goes. (in the order I wrote your names down. Not necessarily the order I thought of them in)

Person 1:

>:3 llama says you need to be stalked. and have s’mores…I’ll take care of that, someday. Possibly not until I’m living off of energy drinks and gummi bears in your closet (I are in your closet, connecting to your interwebz, yo) but not to worry. ALSO, we will someday both be vampire rulers of the planet, and (name removed) will be our werewolf minion. Thing. But not until you read Twilight!!

Person 2:

Umm…you haven’t texted me in nearly two weeks, Mr. Heroin, and I miss you far too much. You need to be back home…which is actually further away from me than I’d like but I suppose…then you’ll have internet at least, and facebook, so i can talk to you and all such. I’m still angry at you for going over on your texting repeatedly and getting it taken away but I suppose I’ll have to live with that…you should really just go sit on a childs. honestly. it’s not that hard! Your girlfriend just told me she’s five foot eight and a half and that’s not fair. Why does she get to be taller than me, too? ): I will not-so-patiently wait for the first of the month, and then find something meaningless to argue with you about until about 7AM…have fun on tour and keep that promise, please.

Person 3:

Best of luck with getting that ‘job’ (; I miss you so so so sooo much I can’t wait until the 9th and we get to see eachother again! I’m pretty sure I’m still taller than you but we’ll have to make sure then. I’m really shocked at how long we’ve gone without any major fights and we neeeeeed to text more, because like I said i miss you lots and lots ^.^ Hope the puppies are doing well and (name removed) isn’t driving you too insane. Say hi to everyone for me, and be sure to throw something at Mr. S(name removed) for me if you get a chance!! <33

Person 4:

I..don’t really know what to say to you. because I talk to you like all the time but oh well. WHOA YOU JUST SIGNED ON SKYPE anyways…umm…wow this is a lame letter. I’m sorry. Good luck with your class, i’m sure you’ll do fine, and stuff. Also luck with youtube and all such…umm…YEAH

Person 5:

Don’t worry, I miss you too. And like..everyone. I can’t remember if I was mad at you at all before I left…I don’t think so. No, I wasn’t. I mailed that book to you..don’t remember if you told me whether or not you’ve gotten it yet. Either way. You need to send my my GHIII guitar pleeeeeeeeeeease! Love you lots…to the moon and back again ^.^ <333333

so yeah. Lame? Somewhat..but it was a good waste of time.

hehe. i’ve been meaning to write something for like…a solid week now. sorry, if anyone was looking forward to it or something.

WOO so laura’s started babysitting (since last wednesday) and its going wellish i guess. the hot topic here is really pwn…though it confuses me a lot because i’m so used to the one back in south dakota. but that’s not the point. umm so i’m not sure but i feel like maybe some people in the neighborhood i babysit in might be racist towards me (for once, i’m a minority being ‘white’) but maybe i’m just being paranoid i don’t know. its like…no one is open about it at least. i don’t know.

of course i’m going to be bored for like the rest of summer because jim had to g over on his texts for like…several months in a row and get it taken away and now i have no one to stay up all night texting me and then still text me throughout the next day because i’m like always bored. gosh jim.

ugg. and to top everything off, there’re some lame rumors about some of my friends going around which are soo farfetched its not even funny and they drive me insane and i can’t even blog about them because i said i wouldn’t speak of them. sorry blog-readers.

so yeah, i finally got around to posting something be happy. i also recorded some stuff for youtube videos which i’m not sure if i’ll upload or not but..eh we’ll see. if i do they’ll probably be lame but oh well.

oh and i have like three poems to upload to my dA(which are also suckish) so yay. i feel so productive lol

BY TEH WAY naked party, my house, saturday. be there. bring clothes. kthnxbai. oh and if i invited you to that group shower or whatever we were calling it…i’m gonna have to cancel. sorry….personal reasons lol

(^good^song^)

Okay so…I feel like blogging. So I’m going to. Mostly…I’m just really, really bored.

I start babysitting Brylee on Wednesday, so starting then for the rest of the summer i have to get up around like…maybe 5:30 am. every weekday…that should be FUN. naut. eh…i guess i’ll have to maybe sleep some. I’ll be posting a video about that…tomorrow. or maybe not until monday i’m not sure when i’ll get around to it(i’m not fond of making videos when there’re other people home…i feel like i’m talking to myself. not that that’s not normal for me, but, yeah…)

so i’ve spent the last….half-hour looking for a concert to drag Maddie-kenz to, and so far the only ones I’ve found that end up near here aren’t until like…a day-a week after I leave. Which is..frustrating, to say the least (so if you know of any bands playing in or around Green Bay…leave a comment. I don’t care who it is, we both love mostly everything)

So yeah. Lately I’ve been obsessing over Tokio Hotel, cuz they’re cool. Go listen to them…mostly Ready, Set, Go and this one that’s in german…Freunde bleiben (I have no idea what the song is about, but it sounds cool….so yeah)

ALSO: if you have any suggestions for what kind of camera Laura should get…drop a comment

It ‘ticks’ me off! Fo shizzle. Media…tis gay. No not really I shouldn’t say that…stupid habit. If you see me call something gay slap me please! kthnxbai. not really

SO ANYWAY. My friend and I were arguing like maybe ten seconds ago about government language politics his girlfriend and all such (yeah, I know those things don’t normally fit together) and grrawr! He, for one, does not see the beauty of Portuguese and/or French, nor how corrupt our government system is! Everyone’s all like “ooh, democracy, PWN” and i’m like ‘UH NO” maybe if we actually had like…valid points, keep-able promises made during campaigning and all such, it might work. but we(in the ’states, at least) have thrown the entire thing to FUDGE. Yes, FUDGE.

Honestly. When I was around most adults through the last few months it was either “Oh, yeah I like Obama but i’m not sure i want a black man leading our country…” or “I think Hilary would do well but..she’s a woman/she’s old…” and then usually “I think I’ll vote for McCain” or something and i’m like not for sure but I think he’s in a different party and thusly would have different opinions on like..everything I guess I don’t know I think the whole Republican and…whatever else. It’s stupid. In my opinion but then I have very…odd opinons so that may be why. AT ANY RATE SOCIETY IS CORRUPT MAINLY DUE TO MEDIA so fuck the media. ohh I said it. Sorry? (by the way, that’s like a website. check it–they have cool clothesssss)